Thursday, July 14, 2005

tempzilla

i know. i complain about the temp all the time - and i have no shame in doing so. but it just dawned on me why i am bothered so much by her mere presence. she walks like she is about to raze tokyo. so whenever she comes up to my desk to give me work or ask me a question i have a minor hallucination of her breathing fire and aggressively knocking over my beautiful new computer as i shout poorly dubbed expletives (with subtitles, of course). it's not only the way that she walks but also the way that she stands (and the way that she comes around the back of my desk, totally invading my space). it's what i can only describe as an appetite for destruction posture. and indeed, she destroys my sanity. can't you tell?

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