plea
dear men 18-35,will you please shave your dirty, smelly, unkempt mustaches? contrary to hipster belief, it's not cool. it's not ironic. it's not a throwback nor a tribute. and it certainly is not super fantastic. it's. just. stupid. you may as well wear a t-shirt that says "single and loving it!" because no self-respecting woman (or man) wants to make out with a walrus.
thanks a million!
love,
lucky
t-shirt runner ups include
"team selleck"
"don't touch my stash"
"naked faces are so 2004"
"i'm not a trucker. but i bet you thought i was. it's my mustache and trucker hat, right? i sure fooled you... sucker."
posted by erica @ 1:26 PM
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