Thursday, June 15, 2006

at least it's not tom cruise

britney spears is on dateline tonight... she laughs. she cries. well maybe she doesn't laugh so much as cry. she wears an inappropriately short skirt and sits 6 inches away from poor matt lauer (maintain eye contact! do not look down at the tainted crotch!). and i'm pretty sure she did her hair and makeup herself. in the car. with her baby on her lap.

you should watch it. keep an ear out for all sympathy evoking "y'alls" and her signature overacted sad faces complete with the pouty lower lip (yes, i watched crossroads - not one of my finer moments in life). also take "note" of the "blatant" "misuse" of "air quotes."

it's gonna be awesome... i mean awful.

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