shame is so in this season

words... i have none

somebody brought in chocolate covered matzo today. it was a nice gesture. nice, yet so verrrry annoying: every shared food item gets conveniently placed on the ledge over my desk, which subsequently invites all the department food whores to congregate in front of me.

you know when people talk to themselves with hopes that anyone within earshot will say something back to them so they don't look like crazy people who talk to themselves? yeah, i don't really play that game. i just let them look crazy. better yet, i proactively ignore them by turning up the volume on my computer. yes, it's a bitchy move, but when the 26th person comes up to you and says, "mmmm... chocolate covered matzo" you would do the same. it was between that and grabbing the bag, dumping out the contents on the floor, stomping all over it and saying "oops!"

and just as i typed that, someone came by and said, "ooh chocolate matzo... yum." it's like fingernails on a chalkboard. i need a vacation. or a shotgun and a good lawyer.

posted by erica @ 11:28 AM