shame is so in this season

shoe shopping. chocolate. puppies.

those are a few of my favorite things.

not making the list this year is sports. however, this poses a problem. i like boys. boys like sports. according to the transitive property, i should like sports. don't get me wrong, i don't not like sports, i'm just hovering somewhere in the range of an ecru colored feeling. sure, i'll watch game 7 of the world series, the nba finals, or any game involving tom brady, kyle boller or carson palmer in tight pants, but the details tend to overwhelm me. team stats, player trades, home run derbies... who's been arrested, who's dating a supermodel, who's on first... it's all too muchery just to keep up. maybe it's the adhd.

so my proposed solution is to watch sportscenter once a week. hopefully in a few months it won't just sound like charlie brown's teacher set to video clips of men in different colored outfits running around and slapping each others' asses.

i could also use a tutor. in exchange, i can offer a keen fashion sense and yummy baked goods (and no, that's not a euphamism).

posted by erica @ 4:02 PM