shame is so in this season

i'm sorry, what?

someone asked me how to spell "loose" a couple minutes ago. i said "l-o-o-s-e". then she said, "wait, that's for like, my shoes are loose" - to which i said "l-o-o-s-e." (for like, the screws in your head). and then she said, "so, for cut loose--" i smiled and stared at the point right between her eyes. i think she got the point.

i'm the guy in the commercials who works with monkeys. except my monkeys have new jersey hair.

posted by erica @ 1:42 PM