shame is so in this season

i heart paranoia

psychos make the darndest things...

check out the quantum sleeper. it's a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments. so when the big bad boogeyman or your evil alter ego is chasing you... quick! jump into your crazy house--i mean bed, and voila! you're safe as can be (psycho). some come specially outfitted with tear gas sprayers, robotic arms and projectile weaponry. for protection against stalkers and armed robbers, it's made of a polycarbonate bulletproof plating. and if your nemesis is "weapons of mass destruction" (it actually cites that), turn on your bio chemical filtered ventilation system. so don't bother coming out for a while because each quantum sleeper is fully equipped with a tv/dvd, mini fridge, microwave and toiletry system. in fact, don't bother coming out at all.


[quantum] comes in regular and family sized crazy

seriously, you have to check out the site. it's completely ridiculous.

posted by erica @ 10:30 AM