shame is so in this season

happy happy joy joy

my company holiday party is in t minus 4. these are my goals for the night:

1. food before drink
2. liquor before beer
3. watch out for that step
4. watch out for my boss
5. stay away from last year's holiday party guy
6. check with at least 3 non-partial people before making selection of this year's holiday party guy

oh and hope that someone with a good job makes a complete ass of him or herself, thus getting fired and then apply for that job immediately. i love corporate america.

posted by erica @ 3:10 PM