Monday, December 05, 2005

bar osmosis

and now, a public service announcement:

you're out with a friend. you decide to play it cool and have one adult bevvy and follow up with seltzer and lime. you're one step away from stone sober. your friend is one step away from going home with that 53 year old hobbit at the end of the bar. you mingle. you converse. you say stupid things. well aware of the words escaping your lips, you hang your head in shame. alas, you are drunk by association. it'll suprise attack you like bad sushi. be careful out there. it can happen to anyone.

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