Monday, November 14, 2005

i am an oral hygenist

not someone who administrates, more like someone why discriminates.

i've always been a little ocd about brushing my teeth, but i realized recently that i am projecting my lapse of sanity onto people with whom i interact. just the other day i was talking to a particularly good looking gentleman customer (i moonlight as a soho shopgirl) when i noticed that his teeth were particularly white and particularly crooked. not in the get thee to an orthodontist way, but just enough so that every single tooth was 3 or 4 degrees off center. i couldn't help but stare at his interesting mouth. i asked him more questions just so he could keep talking. i was fixated on him. and in the end, i decided that i did not love him because of his imperfect teeth.

and the jerk stands alone. (again).

1 Comments:

At 11/14/2005 8:19 PM, Blogger FrannyD said...

mmm...i feel like i have just started to date a bad teeth guy, but he is nice on the inside and in other ways. but now i am going to look at his teeth a lot and cringe on the inside. thanks a lot!

 

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