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here's what's making news this afternoon...study: mice sing in the presence of mates
somewhere somebody is writing a musical. here's the pitch: "like cats, but with mice instead of cats."
prince charles, camilla arrive in new york
and this just in: nobody cares.
jessica simpson saw therapist over rumors
and by therapist she really means cosmetic surgeon, cocaine dealer & professional hitman.
restless leg syndrome tied to mental woes
restless leg syndrome? they make up ridiculously complicated scientific jargon for everything else and all they could come up with was restless leg syndrome? maybe they should call insomnia "restless closing eyes but still can't sleep syndrome" or hypochondria "restless can't function as a normal human being because i always think i'm sick syndrome." yeah, good call on that one.
posted by erica @ 6:03 PM
4 Comments:
"restless closing eyes but still can't sleep syndrome" doesnt really make sense. you could say the whole thing without the restless. the hypochondria thing too.
I think the restless is the point.
i dont like restless.
i do like points, however.
what would be a better description of the syndrome that is overcoming these legs-that-just-can't-stop?
www.rls.org
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