shame is so in this season

headlines 11.18.05

shania twain receives canada's highest honor - the golden gravy fries award. yum. second place was a 7 foot jug of maple syrup.

rare japanese stork gets prosthetic beak - which reminds me that i need to make that tail re-shaping appointment for my pet ferret. animal surgical enhancement is the new black.

angus young tops maxim's list of short men. a two part lesson to all the short dudes out there: 1. get a hobby. 2. be really really good at it.

dinosaurs may have eaten grass. scientists discovered this while analyzing fossilized dung. today we salute you, mr. prehistoric poo digger. there's a bud light waiting for you in the breakroom. congratulations.

britney spears said to be in negotiations for broadway's sweet charity. apparently she'll do anything to avoid validating kevin's ego for the three thousand five hundred seventy third time.

kimberly stewart engaged to talan of 'laguna beach.' a direct quote from the article: "it's a whoretastic match was made in d-list heaven." i couldn't have said it better myself. and in other news, the world is a giant tilted axis spinning sun revolving sham.

on a final and somewhat related note, there's currently a big publicity push for scott stapp's solo album. wind up (his delusional label) is plastering his james dean channeling jesus christ channeling some dude with a hairy chest promo shot everywhere on the internet. i wonder how they're sleeping at night knowing that they're all a bunch of crap peddlers begging for public mockery. let's revisit exhibit a.

sheesh.

posted by erica @ 6:41 PM