mary kate sends her best
last night i overheard my roommate's friend say (quite emphatically), "i just feel better when i'm skinny." normally, i can tune this sort of idiocy out but i couldn't help eavesdropping on this one with the high hopes of blog fodder. apparently i hit the jackpot of all stupid conversations. she proceeded to talk for the next hour and a half about getting fatter and hating herself. she mentioned how her clothes just look "so round and so, like, uggh!" before detailng her ingenious plan of not eating. like going to the gym instead of eating lunch and then going to sleep early instead of eating dinner. well slap me silly and call me atkins, i'm gonna quit my job and write a best-seller!ladies and gentlemen, this is the crazy train local. the next stop is binging, followed by purging. if you want the white powder express, go across the platform. all aboard!
posted by erica @ 10:23 AM
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