shame is so in this season

you get what you give

tonight was fun. i actually got out of work at a decent hour and was able to catch a movie with the judes and chelsea. then we proceeded to have an adult beverage at the belmont. although i'd have to say that mine was a rather adolescent beverage due to its overwhelmingly dairy contents. so then we meet up with some other friends at pravda, an underground russian bar in nolita. and that's where i saw it.

a woman came in wearing not one, but two scrunchies in her hair. each at a different position in the ponytail scheme. of course i, the beeyotch that i am, point it out to the judes. we don't even get a full chuckle in when a split second later, i'm non-violently non-sexually whipped by something from behind. lo and obviously behold, it's the double scrunchied ponytail, avenging its overheard mockery. yeah, i totally deserved it.

and then i got carded by a cop on my way back to my apartment and almost stepped on an militant army of cockroaches. more cockroaches than chinese people in china. i yelped, did a little dance (like a cross between a jig and the mexican hat dance, if you were lacking a visual), and went on my somewhat less merry way home.

karmic? perhaps.

posted by erica @ 1:30 AM