shame is so in this season

ugg

as in ugg-ly. but this isn't about uggs because that would be too obvious. it's about my recent stumbling upon the uggliest shoes ever:


[uggly] ankle wraps - because that makes it look better

and to top that off, the name of the shoe is "naughty monkey crescent." um, yeah, i kid you not.


[more uggly] copper, pewter, or your basic barff--i mean, black

hey you, the west chelsea pied piper called, i'm sure you know what he wants. i'll give you a hint: it's not your children.


[even more] to wear to your next cherry poppin daddies zoo benefit

these are the new birkenstocks designed by heidi klum. what? really? you know, heidi, there are better things to do with your famous name. (ghost)write a book. open a restaurant. make a record. have more babies. anything. just please, for the love of god and all things that are holy, step away from the shoes.

[shudder]

posted by erica @ 3:44 PM