shame is so in this season

the new girl...

is an axe murderer.

i knew she was a bit odd to begin with. she's too nice. like says "thank you so much" or "thanks again so much" or "really, thank you so much." i have yet to hear her say any variety of gratitude without qualifying it with a measurement. i thought it was just because she's new. but it's been over two weeks and she's still always smiling. what's wrong with her? she should be jaded and cynical by now.

i suspect she kicks puppies in her free time. and then maybe thanks them (so much) for being so docile and cooperative.

posted by erica @ 2:32 PM