shame is so in this season

le chic, c'est freak

chelseagirl and i are bored. we're putting together an ensemble. a very fashionable ensemble.

this is what we'll call urban abominable snowchick...


[bcbg] don't worry, it was made with only the ill-tempered little bunnies. and they weren't really that cute either.


[sharnelle] those damn minks were pretty ornery too.


[wilson's] leather, because it's important to have standards, no matter how low. and because cows taste good too.

and for the ficticious pillaging of murray hill and similar hoods overrun by domestic animals and overall bougeois-dom...

[mukluk] neither muk nor luk. i just don't get it.

or for a night on the town. bungalow 8, perhaps? just watch out for the paparazzi, abominable snowchick. and the waify models who may mistake you for a giant fluffy line of coke and attempt with all their willowy might to shove you up their frail plastic noses...

[marc jacobs] marc, i used to have so much faith in you. dashed, i say. dashed!

of course, the accessories. what would an abominable snowchick be without her accessories? nothing. she'd be nothing...


[boa] all class.

because "brr, i'm cold, hand me a dead fox" is best accented with a bandeau and a strategically placed under-the-right-cheek-hole in her jeans.


[ugg] indeed.

and for night:

[luca] because pink is the new peta

and for the topping of all toppings in the history of toppings:

[fur outlet] please, i implore you to find one person who enjoys wearing a skinned animal as a tight fitting cap. please. just one.

i'm a bitch i'm lover i'm a yeti undercover

wait wait wait, i'm not done...


[fun fur] this makes joseph's dreamcoat look like a khaki trench.

the model looks so uncomfortable. like the jacket is slowly sucking her soul away.

posted by erica @ 4:39 PM