dear blog, i'm getting sick...
of you.so i hope you don't think me treacherous, but i was mulling (didn't that make you think of cider? no? how about now?) over a few different blog themes...
an introspective blog with posts that must start with vanilla ice lyrics. if you're thinking that this would be rather short-lived, then you have yet to be enlighted by the post-ice ice baby world of the ice man. that's right, he's back and fred durstier than ever.
a photo blog with daily pictures of my physical ailments. it would be called "wound o' the day" (again, blog longevity comes from propensity to accidentally hurt myself).
a limerick blog. because that whole haiku thing is so two days ago.
a blog of odes. where i make up songs about the first thing that comes to mind. yes, it will usually be whatever's on my desk surrounding my computer. but you never know what people can put on my desk (besides more mountains of work). like the other day, i received a rotting banana with a plastic knife through it. it may have been a death threat, or an invitation to make banana bread... i'm not a hundred percent sure. so anyway, this blog of songs would then be sold to diane warren, who will in turn have the pop tart du jour lip sync to them on snl. and then the royalties will start pouring in. yess...
thoughts?
posted by erica @ 1:38 AM
1 Comments:
i think you can just keep doing whatever you want, and that is within your theme. this is your indulgence, and your audience obviously wants to watch gulitily as you wave uggy shoes and purses and hairstyles and office gossip in front of our noses.
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