this sh*t is bananas
[i.copulate] i dig.
your ipod may be a big whore, but at least you can practice safe file-sharing with this little pink rubbery thing. it's studded for her pleasure. it even comes with strawberry scented lube. no really,i'm not joking.
[ring thing] for all that coffee that i will be drinking.
talk about tricks. with this ring, i thee open your bottle. i know you want one. find it here.
[groove tube] sometimes all you need is ambient light.
it's just a piece of transleucent plastic. but once you attach it to your tv (and mute it) then voila! instant party. also good for when you're stoned off your ass and all you get is five channels because your blackbox is broken. cool, no?
[super sonic bed shaker] um, no comment.
a vibe for your bed. think about that one.
posted by erica @ 3:55 PM
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A vibrator for my bed, you say....a iFornicator for my iPod.... it's lovely you're shopping so early for my iBirthdady...
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