Saturday, August 20, 2005

ode to the judes

hey jude
don't make it bad
take this lame song
and make it better

i know you're bored at home
and you have no car
and your cell phone reception sucks
and your dog is crazy

you're stuck in a suburban nightmare
where "going out" means denny's at 2am
you had to buy those ugly shoes
for your brother's wedding

well at least you have the boober
with his superfly motorcycle
and at least it's not a unicyle
because that would be embarrassing

so take what you can get
get out as much as possible
eat lots of yummy mexican food
and double doubles animal style

oh and one more thing
come back to new york
i miss you

1 Comments:

At 8/21/2005 12:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was fanfuckingtastic. i'm moved. i'm touched. i'm amazed. move over (insert favorite poet name here). thank you.

 

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