shame is so in this season

isn't it ironic

my 11th favorite canadienne will soon be shilling for the gap. i know that the gap has recently revamped its image and now it's a lot more edgy/trendy, but honestly, nothing is going to look good with alanis's new haircut. those short choppy bangs just don't work unless you're a. four years old and just tall enough to reach the scissors or b. audrey tatou.

and joining mrs. jagged little van wilder are ghetto hat cocked right jason mraz, coolest. penn. grad. ever. john legend, whitechocolatespacesellout liz phair, mr. nicole kidman aussie/country superstar luke wilson lookalike keith urban, i'm the one who can't really sing but my legs still look sick in a mini skirt michelle williams of destiny's child, and i'll actually be sporting gap kids because i'm such a troubled waif brandon boyd of incubus fame. these new commercials will be centered around these stars' favorites (music and gap clothes, of course) and are slated to hit mtv's laguna beach: the real oc (my ass) viewers next month. i can't wait. my eyes roll in anticipation.

posted by erica @ 1:42 PM