Saturday, July 30, 2005

dry spell

so after my spectacular display of champagne-fueled idiocy last night, i've decided to play it low key tonight with dinner and a movie:

[dinner]


[movie]

i know, it's pretty pathetic, but you don't understand (well, maybe some of you do). last night was ba-a-ad. here's what i can remember: 1. on the way home i got in a fight with a garbage truck. 2. i walked up five flights of stairs (even though i live in an elevator building), apparently thoroughly convinced that i was on some sort of mountain climbing expidition because i basically pulled myself up by the railing the entire time. 3. i brushed my teeth while sitting cross-legged on the bathroom floor. 4. (here's the kicker) i tried to write down all the stupid stuff that i did that night so that i could (entertain you and) blog about it later and this is what i wrote: "mouthguard funny specimen of womanly grace [line break] kicked my heel knee sleep sounds good." (and how).

announcement: jade is henceforth on the wagon until further notice.

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