shame is so in this season

bring the pain

know thy limits.

there once was a girl who recently moved to another department. in her jobless interim, she managed to break her arm in three places because of an undisclosed personal weekend mishap (we all have our outlandishly humiliating suspicions but none have been actually confirmed). so she starts her new position and she's off to a good start. and by good i mean heavily sedated by various (and most likely multiple) pain meds. she calls me twice in ten minutes wondering how to turn on her screen saver because she didn't want anyone to see her computer while she goes to the bathroom. mind you, she schlurred every schingle... multischyllabic... word that... she schaid (yeah, it's kinda like that). she then e-mails many of her ex-department co-workers asking where the drinking party is. i can just imagine her in her new office spinning around in her new chair, playing loud and offensive music and allthewhile drooling. the worst part about it is that she was actually promoted to this new position. oh, the shame!

posted by erica @ 4:37 PM