shame is so in this season

yo, that ain't cool

i work for a multibillion dollar media company. multiples of billions of dollars. unfathomably huge role in shaping today's society. worldwide presence. celebrity endorsements galore. oh yeah, and many many many many dollars. however, despite all this, we are given the world's thinnest roughest most recycled looking toilet paper. ever. its absorbancy factor is equivalent to that of a slice of swiss cheese (my apologies for your subsequently disgusted imagination). it can't be environmental reasons - we use a gajillion styrofoam cups on a daily basis. it can't be economic - we waste money on useless things like my salary. so what's the deal?

posted by erica @ 4:22 PM