shame is so in this season

trademarks are for idiots

i'm talking about taglines, catch phrases, signature colors, and other sickeningly annoying quirks that some people possess that always elicit a figurative display of jazz hands. i'm done with hearing about your new purple skirt or your thirty seventh coach bag or "c'est la vie, yo" [vomit]. my patience is wearing nothing. i think it's time that i told you all about the little imaginary me who sits on my shoulder with a tranquilizer gun. she's a bit unstable.

posted by erica @ 12:36 PM