rejected by a parrot and a duck
my little b... her night was marked by consumption and destruction and just the right amount of shame. the wine hit her pretty hard so she hit on gilbert gottfried. and then he rejected her. don't feel bad, b. besides providing the voice of two nail screechingly annoying birds, his career highlight was hosting mtv labs last night - and even then he sucked. hard. but she was a trooper, only lamenting the loss of dignity for a sliver of a minute. she got back on her feet (literally) and went back out on the dance floor, successfully pulling 4 or 5 guys in the span of 4 or 5 minutes. she was a true inspiration to shy girls everywhere. and then we took her home and she puked on my feet.
a night to "i don't remember" indeed.
posted by erica @ 10:10 AM
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You. Have. Been. Memed.
Cheers,
Your big white sister
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