shame is so in this season

quitters who win

sarcastic dan quit his job today. good for him. he too was a department bitch-- uh, assistant, but on the copywriting side. he's going to work for the other devil: newscorp. at least there he won't be doing other people's shit work. i'm sad that he's leaving though. he was a master of wit and other dry humor, bringing light to this otherwise fun foresaken place.

boo on you sarcastic dan. i hope you have fun at your new job writing about sensational social excrement. i hope you sleep well knowing that you're contributing to the public's misconception of the state of the world. fine. i'll admit that i'm just hating on you because i'm jealous. jealous of you leaving, jealous of your real job title, and jealous of your new business cards that will have your real job title printed on it. damn you sarcastic dan.

but seriously, good luck with everything.

keep in touch.

posted by erica @ 4:58 PM