shame is so in this season

pervetastic

that's me.

i brought a banana to work for breakfast but then a co-worker gave me a bacon egg and cheese on croissant, which was totally orgasmic. so then i was going to eat the banana with my lunch but then i had a really filling orange instead. the banana was then deemed afternoon snack, but i was handed a freshly baked cinnamon roll - and to refuse that would be a sin. so now i'm staring at this banana on my desk, slightly browned from the day's hardships, and all i want to do is squish it inside its skin. i'm dirrrrrty.

posted by erica @ 4:29 PM