shame is so in this season

suit now, sweat later

this morning i was on a pretty crowded local train (i just missed the express because of a clogged stairwell - don't you hate that?) and i was standing next to a mid-twenties guy wearing a dark grey pinstriped suit. the suit - oh the suit - was gorgeous. it must have been a blend of wool, silk, and little piece of heaven because when the train jerked and i brushed my hand against his back, i honestly felt shivers - the really good kind. i felt such a connection with the suit. it made me curious about the guy inside. so at the 34th st drop i was able to maneuver to the front of said suit. i was not even the slightest bit coy about it. i sized him up like a horny guy who sees a skirt in the middle of winter (whatever - i was getting off on the next stop anyway). any other day, he would have been just plain decent looking, but there was something about that suit and the crisp white shirt beneath it. and the shoes - black leather, square toed, matte yet still shiny. i'm breathing heavily just thinking about it.

yum.

posted by erica @ 2:33 PM