Thursday, April 21, 2005

dating at the gym

the following is my analysis on getting picked up at the gym:

pro: he's hot and sweaty
con: you're hot and sweaty (and smelly)
pro: he sees you w/o makeup and still thinks you're dateable
con: he expects you to look waay hotter on the date
pro: he thinks you're in pretty good shape
con: he'll assume that you're in pretty good shape
pro: you can be gym buddies
con: if you break up, you'll see him constantly (while hot and sweaty and smelly)

so what's the verdict?

and of course, this is all hypothetical because i didn't actually get picked up at the gym. however, this was running through my head this morning as i stared at cute gym guy (who i see regularly). he was stretching right above me while i was doing crunches on the mat. he was so close that i had to restrain myself from a fly-by ass grab. yes, girls do that too.

man i need to go out this weekend.

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