Thursday, March 17, 2005

why do people say things?

like "i don't mean to be a bitch, but..."

um, obviously, you do. you're a bitch for saying what you're about to say and you're an even bigger bitch for offering a preemptive make-you-feel-guilty-for-hating-me-because-i-don't-really-mean-it disclaimer to your statement. don't be a bitch. it's not good for the skin.

like "you're not telling me something"

yes. i'm not. perhaps do you think that it's for a reason? yes. perhaps.

like "i don't know, where do you want to go?"

well obviously if i asked you where you want to go, i most likely have no preference of where i want to go and i'm looking for an outside opinion... hence my original question. just say something. anything. i really don't care.

like "do you think you could... if you wouldn't mind... would it be possible for you to..."

spit it out dammit. i don't have all day.

wtf?

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