shame is so in this season

eggs are smelly

now heed this. boiled, fried, scrambled, poached, benedicted - no matter how they're cooked, eggs still smell like farts (or postwork de-nyloned feet). you can try to hide it under bacon or smother it with ketchup, but the essence of stink will prevail. so unless you're willing to bear the wrath of dirty looks and wrinkled noses, don't eat eggs at enclosed spaces a la the office. just a little fyi (dammit).

posted by erica @ 1:25 PM