shame is so in this season

1800 tbs funny

so there's this woman in my office who always walks by my desk eating something small and mysterious. she's also been known to offer her "special treats" to fellow co-workers (but nobody in their right mind ever accepts). personal background: she's the office leech (i.e. anytime somebody says so much as a word of ordering an expensed lunch, she magically appears to ask to get in on it). she's also a slow walker and a close talker. and she's just plain not nice. unless there's something in it for her.

so just today, i've seen her eat what looks like mini chocolate chips out of a crumpled paper towel (or for all i know they could've been the remains of a chocolate cake that we had for a photo shoot like a week ago - ew) and then just now she walked by with a small ramekin of red pepper flakes - or maybe it was eraser shavings - or maybe refrigerator bottom scrapings. either way, she had a flake/shaving/scraping stuck on her upper lip as she walked by. it matched perfectly with her permanent scowl.

so am i being mean or is this funny?

posted by erica @ 3:28 PM